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Strahtan Streetwalker

OOC: I'LL FIX HIS THEME SOON... MAYBE..... deal with it? OTL ;; This is an independent Hubert Oswell roleplaying account!

Hey mun! Can you draw your RP character as a mythological creature please? The one that suits them best, and why! Bonus points if you pass this along to other muns!



no but in all seriousness:

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Should I help you take that stick out of your tight ass?

Hubert bites back a retort, fully aware of the many things such a comment was implying; he wasn’t about to soon stoop so low as to quarrel with a faceless individual.

You're impartial to bananas, eh? Any special reason~? Or special someone's reason~?

"No, of course not. I simply enjoy them because they are full of potassium, that’s all."

"They’re also the easiest fruit to come by in Strahta, so developing a taste for them isn’t exactly unheard of, you know."

How would you feel and what would you do if Pascal became a man one day out of the blue?

"How do you think I would feel if such a thing were to occur?” He scowls, “I don’t see the point to this question — if she were to suddenly… become a man, then what could I do but lament her sudden transformation?”

((That anon shouldn't touch his butt. His butt is property of Pascal.))

ooc: … and Marian.

*gently stroking your butt* So soft...


“U-unhand me this instance!! How dare you harass my person in such a manner!” He steps away, his face heating in embarrassment. He doesn’t think he’ll ever be able to comprehend the faceless individuals who plague him, but he supposes that growing aggressive would be pointless. It would likely only further incite them into bothering him.

What would you do for a klondike bar ?

"My apologies but I’m not quite sure of what you’re asking me…"

"Perhaps if you were a little clearer I could better answer your question."